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How To Keep An Idiot Busy
By Jason Taingahue
If there is an idiot about and you don't really want much to do with them, then the obvious thing to do is to keep the idiot busy. But how on earth do we learn how to keep an idiot busy? Well it shouldn't be too hard to keep them busy, just read on and I will give you a few helpful ideas on how to keep an idiot busy.
First of all when learning how to keep an idiot busy, we must obtain some back ground information on them. This is vital, to keep an idiot busy because we are learning what the idiot likes. Information is the number one key to our plan in being able to in fact keep them busy.
We can get information from sources like friends, their family members, work colleagues and last but not least, is to get it yourself by talking to them. This is the one you want to avoid if you can, but if you want this idiot to stay away from you, and need to find something to keep them busy, and your other sources fail you, then this is the only other way that you can do it, unless you go to the extremes of using a bugging device, or something along those lines, which is very time consuming to say the least.
So i am going to go more into how to keep an idiot busy below.
Anyway the kind of information we want to obtain when learning how to keep an idiot busy is what they like doing. Once we have this information, write it down on a piece of paper and the read on and I will tell you what to do with this information when learning how to keep an idiot busy.
Now that we have the information on what they like, I will now give you a couple of situations on how to use this information to learning how to keep an idiot busy.
This is so simple to do when learning how to keep an idiot busy and the first situation is imagine the idiot has been invited to a party that you are going to as well. Well let's say that he likes a specific topic, let's say he likes taking about gay guys. When he comes to talk to you, say to them "Hey mate, see that guy over there (pointing to another idiot) he is interested in talking to someone about the same topic that you like" and then use the, I am going to the toilet excuse, so that they don't have anyone to talk to, except for the other idiot that likes that same topic, so to speak.
The next situation when learning how to keep an idiot busy is one at the workplace. Let's say that there is an idiot at your work place and he is interested in meeting someone on the internet off a dating site and keeps asking you if you know anyone he can meet. Set up a fake profile on dating site and pretend that you are someone that is interested in them and then talk to that idiot for a bit from your fake profile and tell him not to talk to anyone in the office at all, because you want them to dedicate all of there time to them. That will definitely keep the idiot busy.
Well there are a few ways when learning how to keep an idiot busy. Hope those helpful practices help you out.
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